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davidj
02-18-2009, 12:20 AM
something to ponder

i got an email from someone in the office today

the email read like this...

Hi

I cant connect to my printer. Please help

Sorry if i have sent this to the wrong person

I thought.. What the hell has this come to me for. How did he think i was going to help him? I will forward this onto the help desk since he appologised...

I then looked at the address he used to contact me.

IT_UK; IT_INDIA; IT_CANADA;

fcuk sake!

He needs a kidney punch

Corrosive
02-18-2009, 07:22 AM
something to ponder

i got an email from someone in the office today

the email read like this...

Hi

I cant connect to my printer. Please help

Sorry if i have sent this to the wrong person

I thought.. What the hell has this come to me for. How did he think i was going to help him? I will forward this onto the help desk since he appologised...

I then looked at the address he used to contact me.

IT_UK; IT_INDIA; IT_CANADA;

fcuk sake!

He needs a kidney punch

Probably a spammer testing the validity of e-mail addresses mate. We get loads of these, offering for us to outsource work to them usually.

davidj
02-18-2009, 08:28 AM
internal grouping address

it was an employee!

Corrosive
02-18-2009, 08:38 AM
internal grouping address

it was an employee!

Oh well, in that case, begin administering their punishment punches!

Rob_Che
02-18-2009, 12:09 PM
IT_UK; IT_INDIA; IT_CANADA;

haha.. that's awesome.

We get similar things at work sent to 'Official Messages Doncaster, official messages Leeds' etc... Today the subject was "Who wants to buy some Kaiser Chief Tickets?"

I hate the Kaiser Chiefs.

Corrosive
02-18-2009, 12:30 PM
I hate the Kaiser Chiefs.

Especially the fat one. :x

davidj
02-18-2009, 12:31 PM
i have a collegue who is getting married

the best man is mr Kaiser Chief

Corrosive
02-18-2009, 12:37 PM
i have a collegue who is getting married

the best man is mr Kaiser Chief

If the Ushers are the moon faced bloke out of Keane and James Blunt I'd consider turning up with an Uzi 9mm.

Rob_Che
02-18-2009, 04:34 PM
You have good taste Toby.

davidj
02-18-2009, 04:45 PM
marrying the Doctor!

i said to watch out for mobious

http://www.drwhoexhibitions.co.uk/images/Llangollen/MORBIUS.jpg

she said she doesnt know who that is but she guessed it was from dr who and i have to fcukin shup up!

Corrosive
02-18-2009, 05:04 PM
marrying the Doctor!



David Tennant or the new one?

Can she get either of them to sign my Dalek bottle opener? It says 'exterminate' when you crack open a beer.

Corrosive
02-18-2009, 05:22 PM
You have good taste Toby.

In music or weapons?