View Full Version : Noobs take heart

11-06-2008, 04:34 PM
I reckon that if you'd had DW out of the box for half an hour, thrown the instructions away, had never done any HTML before and were very, very drunk everyone could do better than this...


There is hope for you all :)

Pay particular attention to the second to last statement under 'web design' section. That is if you can read it on that horrible background.

Go on, click on the 'magic hat'. I dare you.

11-06-2008, 08:44 PM
Wow. Awesomeness x 10 !

11-07-2008, 12:05 AM
wow frames to. what a wiz

11-07-2008, 07:56 AM
its the bullets which i like

We've struggled to get to grips with new technology ourselves
We keep our overheads to an absolute minimum
We operate totally on-line so there are no travel or mail costs
We don't do work for big, demanding corporations
We offer a simple 'no bells & whistles' service
We are good at what we do
We are very reliable and always try to meet deadlines
We are not greedy - we do good work for a fair price
We are in for the long-haul, not for quick profits

11-07-2008, 08:07 AM
designers in bali often work or 150 $US a month but i still couldnt find this lot a job

11-07-2008, 12:11 PM
So, for 18 a week - yes A WEEK !

They will:
Register your domain name - www.yourname.co.uk (http://www.yourname.co.uk)
Take care of all the administration and registration fees
Transfer www.yourname.co.uk (http://www.yourname.co.uk) to our host server
Design and build you a 5-page website
Provide you with unlimited e-mail addresses
Launch your site onto the web and check all functions
Notify your site details to the major search engines
Host, maintain, amend and administer your site

Which equates to:
5 Page site.
Domain name.

For 18.00 a month !?
That's a morning's work at best...

...or for 27.99 per week you get 5 extra pages and a Platinum Service.

or... buy them individually...
Design and construct extra Web Pages

5.99 per page per week

Portfolio rocks too:

11-07-2008, 12:43 PM
Look in the portfolio and acknowledge they get clients.
Now realize that you don't always compete on price and quality. :)

On the other hand this could be one of those joke websites, someone could have made it up just for fun.

11-07-2008, 01:39 PM

I know my sites are not the best and I know that I have boat loads of room for improvement, but if I ever create a site like that I will throw my computer a the 32nd floor apartment window and never again write code.