View Full Version : Chriskq and Chuck Norris

10-03-2007, 02:52 PM
Chris -

I love this line from your my space page

"im so obsessed with myspace, no seriously i am. Chuck Norris even told me so in a dream....."

- made me laugh, brightened my crappy day.

I love Chuck Norris Facts. Like this one:

"In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck killed that man."

LOL - so damn funny.

You got one, bring it to the table. Here's one last one:

"If you were to know Chuck Norris' true name, your mind would collapse upon itself."

10-03-2007, 03:00 PM
Chuck Norris facts are pretty funny :)
One of my favorites:
Chuck Norris watched The Ring tape. Seven days later, he received a call.
"Seeeeeeeven dayysssss!"
"Chuck Norris speaking"
"Whoops, my bad. Wrong Number." :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

10-03-2007, 03:20 PM
I like that one! I've never heard that one before :)

10-03-2007, 05:33 PM
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

10-03-2007, 05:37 PM
AAHhaha that was actually my 2nd favorite, what are the odds you would post that one??

10-03-2007, 06:13 PM
I love that one!

10-25-2007, 05:32 PM
if you use a mac they have an amazing chuck norris widget.

10-25-2007, 06:00 PM
Chuck Norris sleeps with the lights on. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

10-25-2007, 08:15 PM
if you use a mac they have an amazing chuck norris widget.

That's Awesome - I never knew they had that.